courtesycalling:

Kirby comic. Adeleine: Kirby. You need to cut this shit out now. ("Shit" is crossed out and replaced with "stuff"). Kirby is avoiding eye contact and sweating. Adeleine: Dude, you're invasive. Kirby (really quietly): I think it's fine. Adeleine: YOU'RE OUTCOMPETING EVERY PLANT IN A 20 METER RADIUS. Zoom out to show that a large amount of Kirby blobs have taken over a grassy woodland area. They seem to be cloning themselves exponentially. One of them even seems to have swallowed a tree. All of them are avoiding eye contact with Adeleine.ALT
(Continued) Adeleine (brandishing a Weed Wrench™): Look, buddy. Either we do this the easy way, or it's Weed Wrench™ time. The Kirby blobs (all talking at once as they resignedly coalesce back into one Kirby, in a way that looks kind of goopy and horrifying): Ok. Ok. Ok. Fine. Ok. Whatever. The Kirby blobs finish merging back into one Kirby, who looks avoidantly at the ground for a while before staring up at Adeleine.ALT
(Continued) Kirby (staring up at Adeleine (who is still holding the Weed Wrench™)): I wanna get burgers.ALT

scarecrowomen:

tatzelwurming:

pussyronin:

scarecrowomen:

pussyronin:

Truly animals are some of the most numerous creatures of earth

Count em

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Well first of all there’s this guy

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Nothing wrong with me

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jijidraws:

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a5tros:

from january

memorycycle:

raises my hand . professor you are bald as hell. god damn

shamedisplay:

Palm Trees.avi

Tumblr is stretching this out, so it looks better if you click on it.

(Original video used for the palm trees can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_5mBuO2MNA)

posted 3 months ago with 826 notes

maykitz:

sacré bleu…somebody âs deepthreauxted ze eiffel toweur

sugar-cafe:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CeHUITRJ0gO/

posted 3 months ago with 401 notes